Sunday, September 2, 2012

Your future husband

Vintage fortune telling arcade cards; an
early predecessor of Mystery Date?

 Ribbon counter jumper/falsetto voice

 Gigolo/lounge lizard

 Flea trainer/ nickname "Lousy"

Your future husband will be a nudist cult doctor, so you will not have much trouble, like ordinary women do, about dressing in fashion. The old idea of having nothing to wear will be true with you. You will ramble under the trees, and live on nuts and berries, and will not have to be bothered with even a fig leaf for yourself or your eight little bare cubs. Be careful of the poison ivy.

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